Posts tagged: shadi jokes

Woh Na Mili to Uski yadon k

Woh Na Mili to Uski yadon k Saharay G Lenge

Warna Uski Shadi Me ja k Pepsi Hi pi lenge
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Q k?
Dunya hy Dil Walon ki

Shadi me Jin a gya

Shadi me Jin a gya.

Jin ko dekh k Lrkiyon ki Cheekh nikal gai.

1 Buzurg ne kha Sari Lrkiyan wazu kr k ayen.sb wazu kr k ayin tu.
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Jin ki cheekh nikal gai.

Jab kisi par BURA WAQT aata hai

Jab kisi pr BURA WAQT aata hai
To uske saare Dost
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uske Ghar wale
uske peeche khare hoty hyn

Yaqeen nhi ata
T0
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Shadi ki PHOTO
dekh lo.

1 sardar shadi k foran bad

1 sardar shadi k foran bad nokri k silsily me dosray mulk chala gya.
5 saal bad wapis aya to ghar me ghusty hi 3 bachy Papa kehty huay us se chimat gaye!
Sardar ne BV se poocha
O aih kee?

Sardarni muskraty huay
Tusi mere lai 5 Saal bahr ja k kama sakdy o
Te main tuaday lai “inna” v nai kar sakdi..! :-O

2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay

Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jldi kr deni chahiye,

Mom: Han kitchen se roz gajar , mooli ghaib ho rhy hn

GrandFather: Pain nu lun
2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay.

Shadi shuda couples

*JOKE*
Shadi shuda couples sirf aik hi hal me khush rehtay hain…
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Shadi hall main.. . . . . .*

Agr Itnee duaen mai apni shadi

Jitni duaen PAKISTAN TEAM k liye ki hain,

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Agr Itnee duaen mai apni shadi k lye krta to aj mera waleema hota :-P ;-)
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<))
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Oh Shit Yar.