Pathan: Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Ha
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Peene K Bad
Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
Pathan:Jab Tu Paise Maange  ga.

Yr mjhe tm se zrori bat karni hai is bat ka zikr kisi se nai karna
mujhe 3000 rupees ki zarorat hai maine kabhi tum se kuch nahi manga

mujhe pata hai k tum Na nahi karoge..

Or mujhe pata hai k tmhary pas paise hain….

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Ye sab……

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Ek pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha

aapke hosh Q urr gaye

CNIC Card K Golden Numbers

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pathan Bola:

“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?”

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Pathan Admitted in School

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

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ATM Not Working

BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:

Bcoz

Khan Sahab’s Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.

When It Said:

“Enter Your PIN”