Posts tagged: 2013 pathan jokes

Pathan perfume bech Raha tha

Pathan perfume bech Raha tha..

Perfume le lo, perfume le lo,

1 sheikh aya or bola.: 1 rupay wala dikhao,

pathan: ye hamara BAGHAL soongh lo…:-),:-)

pathan ghar ka sara smaan

1 pathan gar ka sara smaan lootne k bad jaye nmaz pakrne lga to

Maalik mkaan bola
Khan sahib ye to rehne do

Pathan bola:

hum tm ko kafir lgta hai kia

Bivi Sharmate Huye Boli

Pathan Ki Shadi Hoi,
Suhag Raat Ko Dono Khamosh
Beithe Thay.
Bivi Sharmate Huae Boli
Koi Gandi Harkat Karo Na,
Pathan Ne Shalwar Utaar Kar POtti Kar Di…

Pathan’s Love Letter

Pathan’s Love Letter:
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“Pyara Gul Baji,
Salam!
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Baji aj hum tumko apna dil ka bat batana chahta h
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Khuda ka qasam baji humne tumko jab se dekha humhara neend urr gaya
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Hum boht shareef Larka hai Baji
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Hum Sab larki ko Behan ka nazar se dekta hai bji
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Humse shadi karlo Baji
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bji Hum tumhara sath Bhai ka tarha Pyar karega
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Agr tum hamko na mila to tumara ye Bhai tarap k mar jayega
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Qasam se
.baji
Tumhara Bhai
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Mohabbat KHAN…
i love u baji..

Pathan ke Ghar Beta Hua

Pathan k Ghar Beta Hua

Pthan Ne uSy Goud MeiN lia UsNe suSsu kr dia

Pthan Nurse se Bola:

Baji Dosra de do ye leek hai.

Fuji Training ke doran

Fuji Training k doran officer ne sepahi se pucha: tmhare hath main kia hay?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye banduq hay.

Officer: Ye banduq nahi tumhari izzat aur shan hay, tumhari maa hay maa.

Officer: dosre Pathan Sepahi se:

Tumharay hath main ye kya hay?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki maa hay aur hamari khaala hai.

oye hendu ke bachay iski tangain

Ek shadi mai pathan or panjabe ek sat baith gaye,
chawal ke sat morgha be raka gaya
pathan ne deka to murga panjabi ki taraf tha or chawal pathan ki tarf thy.,
pathan ny us tray ko gumaya or murga apni taraf kia.
panjabi: ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: oye hendu k bachay iski tangain Qibley ki taraf thi.

Pathan Apni 1 Din Ki Beti Ko

Pathan Apni 1 Din Ki Beti Ko Goud Mein Lay Kar Bola

Oy khocha

Agar Tum 1 Saal Phlay Paida Hota To Apna Ami Abu Ka Shadi Bhi Dekh Lta

Try karna ke umar qaid ho

QATIL:Try krna k umar qaid ho phansi na ho.
Pathan lawyer:Don’t worry.

AFTER COURT
QATIL:Kya hoa?
PATHAN:Bari muskil sy umar qaid hoi hy,Adalat to riha kr rahi thi!

Khushi se Mar jaongi

LARKi:i love u.

PATHAN:Me B Tm sy i love u Kahon to Kia
Kro gi

LRKi Khushi sy Mar jaongi

PATHN Ja Meri Behan G ly Apni Zndgi

GEO PATHAN

A.B.C.D sunao

Teacher to
pathan student.
A.B.C.D sunao
pathan: A.B.C.D.:-)

Teacher: Aur sunao? Pathan: bus ALLAH ka shukar he sab thek thak he Ap sunain;

Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai

Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai…

Pathan Bokhla Kar Bhaga…

Churail Bhi Us Ke Pechy Bhagi…

Pathan Bhagty Hue Duaain Yaad Karne Laga…

Dar Ki Waja Se Jab Koi Dua Yaad Na i To Wo Oonchi Aawaz Mein Bola….

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“Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban Ke Tamnna Meri–>}

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