Sargodha  k Larko Ki Zindagi K 2 Usool Hain.

Pehla:
Wo Kisi Ajnabi Larki Ko Lift Nahi Karwaty..!
Or
Doosra:Wo Kisi Larki Ko Ajnabi Samjhty hi Nahi.
GEO sargodio

Larkiyan sab se ziada garam kb hoti hain!
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Jab unhen bukhar hota hai,

“na puttr na”

saady msg gnde nai honde…??

Chuk lo rzaiyyan

Aa gyi a thand

Hth pao jeban wich

Ty buwey kr lo bnd

Kha kha moongphali

Pa deyo gndh

Saday walun sb noo

Happy happy thand…

Jis k paas 500 k baray notes hain
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Wo ab batti bana k gand main ly lay
From:state bank of Pakistan…..
Ha ha ha.

1 merasi adhi raat ko apni bohat moti biwi ko jaga kr bola:
Sohneyo main sadkay jawan ek gal tey dasso.
Biwi:
ji pocho !
Mrasi:
sisak sisak k marna changa hay ya 1 dum ?
Begam:
aik dum
Merasi:
moula khush rakhay tay fair duji lat v merey utay rakh deyo.. :

Larki;
Baba Ji Mujhe Aisa ilm Sikhaein k Mujhe

har baat ka pehle Se pata chal jai.,
Baba G uski tango par hath phairne laga,
Larki;
Baba G, Aap mujhe chodny k chakkr mei to nhi….?
Baba: Dekha tujhay ilm hona shuru ho gaya hai.

FIFA has Announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan.

Naseebo Lal Will Sing The Official Song.

“Meray Foot Ballaan Nu Hila Gya Ronaldo,

Te Gujjran Noon Agg Lag Gai”

Nojwano k Liye Ehem Nasihatein:

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna mashghool na rakho k,
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samne se koi Larki guzar jae or tumhe pta b na chale

2) Bike chlate huay kabi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai,
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balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai rocket .

3) Koshish karo k apne hum-umron se bad-zabani na karo,
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direct sir phaar do salon ka.

4) Taaleem har kisi ka haq hai,
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zyada parh k kisi ka haq na maro.

Wizart-e-Awargi
Hkomat-e-Zardari