Sardar jungle se guzar rha tha.

Us ne daikha k 1 saanp drakht par latka hua hai.

Sardar:
“NIDO” v piya kar chawla…

Khali lamkan naal Qad lamba nai hunda.-;)

Teacher:
Hamesha Yad Rakho
Hum Is Dunia Me Dosro Ki
Khidmat Karne Aaye
Hain

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Sardar:
Wah g wah!
Te fer Dosre Ki Len Aae ne?

Interview k din sardar sy pocha gya k

PAK 14 august or India 15 august kyon manaty hain?

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Sardar!

Bus aiven pehn yakki ae,

Zid baazi hor ki…

Sardar:
Afeem haigi tere kol?
Main kissey nu deni a
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2nd Sardar:
Kamaal di gall aa salaya
Loki afeem kha k kissey di lende ne

Te tu kissey nu deni aa?

Srdar:new car kb li?
2nd srdar:kl mjhe 1 lrki car me smandr pr le gai

or kpray utar kr boli:”jo chaye le lo”
me car le aya
1st srdar:Chnga kita kpray ki krne C.

Sardar apni Wife se:
men tenu ki GIFT dewan

Wife:
Menu O GIFT deo jera tusi menu de na sako te men le na sakan.

Sadar:

Te fer meri bund le le.. *

Sardar:
Aaj faisla ho k rahy ga.
Batao kis kis k sath sooti ho??

Wife:
Qasam ly lo.
Sirf Aap k sath hi sooti hoon,
baqi log soony kahan dety hen.:-

Srdar in cofee shop wd wife
Srdr:Jldi p thndi ho jaway gi
Wif:Fr ki hoe ga?

Srdr:Bywakuf Rat Lst waikh

Hot cofi:15
Cold cofi:45…