1 kawwa pathan ko tang kr rha tha,

pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy maarne ka faisla kr liya,

wo usy chhat pe le gaya
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Wahan se neeche phaink diya..
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Moral:
Moral woral kuch nai wo kawwa b

peshawar ka tha neeche gir k mar gaya.. :

Pathan samosy khol kr ander ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura Q nhi khate

pathan bola baba

doctor ne bahir ki chez khany se mana kia hai.

Boss: Tumhen 15 din ki chhuti q chahiye

Pathan: Czn ka shadi hy,

Boss: Czn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?

Pathan: Sharma k czn ka shadi hum se ho rha hy:-)

:Angraiz Pathan se bola:

Humare USA mein 80% shadiyan E.mail se hoti hin

Pathan: Kamal hai, humare PAKISTAN mai to 100% Shadiyan Female se hoti hen:!!

Pathan Roti Ka 1 Tukra Khud Or 1 Murghi Ko Khila Raha Tha,

Dost:Ye Kya Kar Rahy Ho?

Pathan: Hum Khandani Ameer Log Hain,

Roz Chicken K Sath Roti Khaty Hain..

Teachr Pthan se:
Alama iqbal k is shaer ki tashrih kro
“khol aankh zmeen daikh falak daikh fiza daikh,
mashriq se ubhrty hove soraj ko zra daikh”

Pathan; is shaer me alama iqbal kehty hen k

“GooD MorninG”:-D;-):-D

Ek Pathan Apni BV or 16 Bacho K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pe Gya

Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kr Gusse Ma Kaha

Haya Nhi Aai?

Pathan:Nhi UsKa paper tha aj.

Pathan lrki se mere dil Me a jao !!!

Girl (ghussay se): “CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??”

Pathan: “Pagli aisy hi aa jao Masjid thori hy..