Duniya kA Sabse Bara Atankwadi Hamla..

“Kisi kA mObile lo,
Phone Book & InbOx me ja k ‘Delete all’
kar dO..
Phir uska chehra dekhO
Or
thOra sa Muskura dO……

Chaudhri:jao mere gadhey ko pani pila k lao.
Marasi:mere hont dard kr rahe hn.
Ch:To phr kia hua pani he to pilana ha
Marasi
phurr
phurr
Tere pyo ne krna ay:-)

2011 Khatam Hone Me 22 hi din Baki Hen

Koi

Galti

Ghustakhi

Koi khata

Wagaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tu

Plz

Maafi Mang Lein

Main Aj Ächay Mood Mein Hoon.;-)

“Ab usay yaad karte hain to ajeeb si khushi hoti hai
“faraz”

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Lagta hai hamein uski yaad se bhi pyar ho gaya hai…

kitbon sa dalel doon ya khud ko samny rakh don

“faraz”

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wo mujh sa puch baithy hy mubabht kisy kahty hy?

Pathan ne B.V ko Rikshy me  bithaya or Driver se bola:

“Hum ko pata he Tm sheeshy me se Hamara B.V ko dekhe ga

Is liye Riksha Hm chalaye ga
Tm peechy betho

Fakeerni:

Babuji 1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,

Babuji:

3din se bhuki hain toh 1 Rupye ka kya karegi?

Fakeerni:

weight dekhungi kitna kam hua.

Ab to shetan bhi ro ro kr yeh keh raha ho ga.
Faraz

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“Aa Beh Ja Saadyy Kol Kal Asan Tur Wanjna