Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to…

Sardar ki wife romantic mood
main pooray bed pr bazu phaila
kr lait k boli…

“kuch samjhe”?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli
sona chahti ha…

Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?

Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..

sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!

Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .

wife:kyun. . . . ? Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao

or shanti k 7 so jao;-)

Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.

1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,

log usko pakar k piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,

me b clinic nahi kholunga,

1 Sardar ne new Car li aur us k door par likhwa deya
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*DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARF KHOLEIN* shukriya.