Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki hai

tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?

Pathan: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay

Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rkh deta hon :-

Sardar:
Afeem haigi tere kol?
Main kissey nu deni a
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2nd Sardar:
Kamaal di gall aa salaya
Loki afeem kha k kissey di lende ne

Te tu kissey nu deni aa?

Srdar:new car kb li?
2nd srdar:kl mjhe 1 lrki car me smandr pr le gai

or kpray utar kr boli:”jo chaye le lo”
me car le aya
1st srdar:Chnga kita kpray ki krne C.

Beta
Papa ye bollywood
0r
hollywood
mai kya farq hai?
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Papa

Beta jo larki “Bol” se khelne day wo bollywood
0r
jo “Hol” se khelne day wo hollywood.

Sardar apni Wife se:
men tenu ki GIFT dewan

Wife:
Menu O GIFT deo jera tusi menu de na sako te men le na sakan.

Sadar:

Te fer meri bund le le.. *

How 2 kill a boy?

Lock him in a room and
Give him a cell phone having girls phone numbers
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Without balance…

Tarap tarap k marr jaye ga

Sardar:
Aaj faisla ho k rahy ga.
Batao kis kis k sath sooti ho??

Wife:
Qasam ly lo.
Sirf Aap k sath hi sooti hoon,
baqi log soony kahan dety hen.:-

Aaj ki taza khabar:
1 Pathan ne apni mangni torr di.
Q
k
Larki kunwari thi.

Pathan ne socha Jo
Aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui
Wo meri kya hogi…..????:
Jeo pathan