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Macharon se bachnay k liye hamesha bed
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k nechey soen Machar ap ko bed pe

dondtay rahain gay! ;-):-PB-);->:-*:-D:-(

DUNIA me kabhi ache insan ki talash me mat niklna

Q K Aj kal garmi hy aur
(‘,’) Me ghr
<)”(> Me hi
/ /  hota hun:-

Agr kutta hamla kre

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bhag jana.:-p

Dehati Master Bachon ko English prhaty huy:
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Dekho Bacho ye ‘M’ hai.
.
‘M’ se Mother Banta hai.
.
Jaise Sheeday ki MAA..
.
.
.
Agle Din Master ne Black Board per “W” likh kar Pucha ye kia hai?
.
1 Bacha Bola
.
Sir, hai to Sheeday ki MAA per Tangen Upar hein.

Agar Doctors films banate to
Un filmo k nam ye hote
.
X-Ray Ho Na Ho
.
Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
.
Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
.
Mere Yar Ka Operation Hai
.
Kash ap Hamare Patient Hote
.
Me Dettol Ki Diwani Hun
.
Hamara Thermometr ap K Pas Hai
.
Kbi Drip Kbi Injection
.
Zakhm To Hona Hi Tha.
(www.paksms.net)

= TRUE WORDS =

Jab gali main chalo to nazren jhuka k chalo

is se na sirf izzat barhti hai bal k

gire howe paise milne k chances b

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barh jate hain…

Molviyon ki Bus ja rai thi
1 ne kaha jb b raste Me
larki Nazar Aaey to
AstaghFirullah
parhna
Kafi der bad 1 ne kaha
AstaghFirullah
Baqi Bole
“KITHY
“KITHY
KITHY

Life gives us many lessons!

A famous chinese philospher said,
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“Shnguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping pingo ching shen”

Kitni pyari or gehri bat ki hy.