Meera: waiter ko 100rupees tip dete huay
GO N KILL THE WAVES!!

Waiter: kill the waves??

Meera: O pandu!! JA MOJAN MAAR..

1 Bacha Train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha,

“Jis kutty ko charhna hai charh jaye or jis kaminy ko utrna hai utar jaye”

Ye dekh kr us k Uncle ne Train le kr rakh di or kaha galian nahi dete,

Kuch der bad dekha k Bcha khamosh betha hy,

To usne galian na denay pr Train wapis krdi,

Bcha phr se khelne laga or kehne laga,

“Jis ko charhna hai charh jaye or jisko utarna hai utar jaye,

Train pehle hi aik kanjar ki waja se 20 mint late ho gai hai.

A little boy was doing maths homework,

saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heared this & asked “what r u doing?”
Boy, “doing my maths’ homework”
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?

Boy: “Yes”

Infurriated, mother called the teacher:

R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2,

the son of bitch is 4?
Teachr started laughing & answerd: “what I taught them was,

2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4.

A good “date” ends with dinner …
And
An awesome “date” ends with breakfast …

Aai samajh ya Laga0n P0G0.??.

Garmi main LOADSHADINIc Ka sb se bara FAIDA.

Shaam k time Muhalley ki bachhiya chat per aajati hy.

) ( oye hoye kiya
/”> bachi hai yar

Mil Gaya!
Mil Gaya!

Ho Ho Ho
Mil Gaya!

Mil gya.

Lalalala
Mil Gaya!

Mil Gaya!

Taara Ram Pam pam
Mil Gaya!

Mil gaya
Mill gaya

Mil gaya.
Mil gaya.

Mil gaya.
Yaah Hooooo.
Mil Gaya!

Mil gaya.
Mil gaya.

Dhinak Tin Taah
Mil gaya!
Mil gaya.

Mill gaya.

Totak totak tootiyan
hay jamalo

mil Gaya!
Mill gaya..

Mera Fazool message
Parhne wala..!.

1 Or
“Bewaqoof dost”
Mil Gaya..!

Ha ha ha ha

Charsi ghar ka tala khol raha tha par hath kanp rahe thay,

Parosi bola: Main tala khol don?

Charsi: Tala to main khol lon ga,tu bas makan pakar, hil raha hai.

“Dimagh hy to is Swal ka jwab den, wrna sorry kren

Doctor ki B.v Aliya

Aliya ki bhabi “Kiran”

“kiran” ki beti “Sadia”

“Sadia” k dada “Sadaqat”

“Sadaqat” ki B.v “Sonya”

“Sonya” ki beti “Nadia”

To ab apko btana he k

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Tukh’malanga ko English me kya kehte HeN