Teacher
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad me kya farq hai ?
Pathan
Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya
or phir.
dono ne mil kar mujhe EJaad kia.

Techr: Bcho past prsnt Or future tenses ki koi misal dain.
Jesy k, Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hu. Khubsurt rhon gi.
BCHA: Apko wehm tha. Wehm h or wehm rhy ga.

Nice Comments
For “LOVE”.
Mohabat Aankh
Se Nhi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)
Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nhi Janty
(Ghalib)
Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Mai Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)
Muhabat mat karna kyu k mai bi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hon
(MUNNI)

Mere dil ki E.C.G
_/\__/\__/\_
jÅb Ap sms krte ho to
_/\/\/\_/\_/\/\/\_

Ør jab sms nhi krte to
__________

sms kya kro
Q K dil ka mamla hai!

Once there was a jutt.
He was cutting saag with daranti.
He saw a wadda sara Sapp.
He began to cry,
Bachao,Bachao
I am maring,
Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sapp, when o gay qreeb, they saw that was not a sapp that was a kala rassa.
Moral: “jutt honde ee aqlo chatt”

“We saw a need for a bunch of students

missing class and not having the notes.

You might be online at 4 in the morning

and realize you have a test in four hours —

you might want to get the notes.”

“In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician

because it makes a lot of noise

but doesn’t work very well.”

“Before you criticize someone,

you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way when you criticize them,

you are a mile away from them

and you have their shoes.”