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Chitta kurta otton lal phol

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da

wah wah

Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da

1 sajna di yad standi otton season parhai da:

plz focus on ur study

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaron k sath awaragardi

SO plz focus on ur study

Wo mur mur ke mujey

Wo mur mur k mjy dekh raha tha or men usey..

Wo mur mur k mjy dekh raha tha or men usey..

Q k.

Paper me na usey kuch aata tha or na mjy

Aakhir kab tak students

Aakhir kab tak students par zulm hota rahega..?

Ab hamin aese papers chahiyin..
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Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer
1.tere mast mast nain
(5.2.3)
2. badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)
3.maa ka ladla gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)
4.aj jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)
5. ki jawani
(shakila,sheela, jamila)
New pattern fwd to all gd students & teachers..!

School ke peeche nadi me

School ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha.
Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga.
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kal chhutti hai!
kal chhutti hai!

Wo konsa Department hey

TEACHER:
Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti?

STUDENT:
FIRE BRIGADE.

Techar:
Q?

Studnt:
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lgana hy bhujana nahi.

Teri meri meri teri prem kahani

Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line

2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao “Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon”
Student: sorry miss.
Teri meri, meri teri prem kahani hy mushkil,

2 lafzon main ye bayan na ho paye……

What ur father do

Tchr: What ur father do?

Sardar: I.C.S in summer & P.C.S in winter

Tchr: Kiya matlab?

Sardr: Ice Cream Sale in summer:-)
&
Pakorey Chips Sale in winter:-)

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