Ab To Ek Hi Appeal Hy Hamari
ALtaf Bhai Se

Roz Ek Confrence Karen zara ShughaL Lag Jata Hy
(‘,’)/ Bhai is Bar
<)) Chammak
/ \  Challo Hojaye
pLzzzzZ..

Jab ZARDARI paida
hua to

Tab Akaash Se phool barse

Pariyon ne Jashn mnaya

Frishton ny
chragh jlae

Or Bole

dunia walo
sadi ty Jan chuti
Hun tusi bhugto…

Nwaz:Agr Zrdari ki Sonia Ghandi se shadi krwa dn

to Kshmir hmen Jahez mn mil skta hy

Imran:Aby takly,agr Talaq ho gai to

Pakstan Haq Mehr men chla jaye ga.

Bacha:
Papa Ye Siyasat Kia Hoti Hy?
Baap:
Beta Samjho Me Goverment Hon
Tumhari Maa Opposition Hy
Hamari Nokrani Gharib Awam Hy
Tumhara Chota Bhai Mustakbil Hy
Raat Ko Bachy Ne Dekha
Chota Bhai Ro Rha h
Maa So Rhi h
Baap Nokrani Chod Rha h
Subha nashty ki table p bacha bola:

Papa mjhy smjh agaya k Siyasat kia hoti h
Baap: V good beta explain kro kia smjhy
Bacha:
‘Goverment Gharib Awam Ko Chod Rahi Hy
Opposition So rhi Hy
Or Mustakbil Ro Raha Hy!:
< i m rspnsible what i say nt what u undrstnd>…$

IIFA Awards nominees are:

Mika singh
Song: Dhinka chika Dhinka chika

Sonu Nigam
Song: All iz well

Sunidhi Chohan
Song: Sheela ki jawani

And the winner is.
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Altaf Hussain
Song: Parde mein rehne do parda na uthao

Yehhhhhhhhh!
Is baar IIFA bhi MQM ney jeet liya.!! =D

Mr Bean went to a Guinness Book’s office to check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not.

But he come out? angrily shouting.
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Who the Hell is “ALTAF BHAI”

Altaf ki BIVI Altaf se:
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Tum Aaj Namaz Parh Kar
Nahi Aaye
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Altaf  Me Ja raha Tha
Rasty Me
“Dr.Zulfiqar Mirza”
Nazr Aagaye Mera Wazo Toot Gia.
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BIVI:
“Dr.Zulfiqar Mirza”
Ko Dekhny Sy Wazo Kesy Totta Hay?

Altaf:
Aise
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Election me 1 Chohdry naaray lagwa raha tha.

Kinny sarak bnwai ay?
Sb bolay: Chohdry Sb ne..

Kinny Gas lwai ay?
Chohdry Sb ne..

Kinny galli paki krai ay?Chohdry sb ne..

Achanak kisi ne naaray maarne wale ko ungli de di.

Wo gusse se bola…
Kinny pehn yawai ay..?

Sb mil kr bole CHOHDRY Sb ne..!!:-)