Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly

mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na?

Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy

Pehly 18 wali bottle thi ab 85 wali jumbo.:

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Mubark Ho

Sms Na karne Pr

Apko Award Of

“Kanjusi”2011 Diya

Jata Hai

Thanks Ki KoE Baat

Nhi Ye Aapka

“Haq”Tha.

Tchr: What ur father do?

Sardar: I.C.S in summer & P.C.S in winter

Tchr: Kiya matlab?

Sardr: Ice Cream Sale in summer:-)
&
Pakorey Chips Sale in winter:-)

Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada educated hain.

Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe

susu se ABC Likh k Dikhao……

Nwaz:Agr Zrdari ki Sonia Ghandi se shadi krwa dn

to Kshmir hmen Jahez mn mil skta hy

Imran:Aby takly,agr Talaq ho gai to

Pakstan Haq Mehr men chla jaye ga.

Teacher:kal tum ne chutti q ki?

Student:
Sir! Ghar me boht zrori kaam tha

Teacher:
O  I  C…..!

Student:Allah di Qasmy, O nai i C..

Mai gaya C…..

*Top clas insult*

Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki arzo rhi k us

ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k

katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.
Boy: sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon

to Ghalib wo b halaq men utar len gy…???
prfsor: Ghalib ko apni mehboba se ye

arzoo thi apki mehboba se nhi

*School vs college *

*School=pencil,rubber,
shapner, scale..
*colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:

*School:class me enter h0ny se phly Madm may i come….
*colg:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k clas se bhr:

*School:bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy……
*colg:yar aik paper to phar k dae:

*School:clas test me star……
*colg:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

*schol=dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
*colg=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra  oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days  nd
LOVELY college  LIFE. . .:-)
Dedicated specially to my  School n college frndz