mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly
mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na?
Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy
Pehly 18 wali bottle thi ab 85 wali jumbo.:
Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly
mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na?
Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy
Pehly 18 wali bottle thi ab 85 wali jumbo.:
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Mubark Ho
Sms Na karne Pr
Apko Award Of
“Kanjusi”2011 Diya
Jata Hai
Thanks Ki KoE Baat
Nhi Ye Aapka
“Haq”Tha.
Tchr: What ur father do?
Sardar: I.C.S in summer & P.C.S in winter
Tchr: Kiya matlab?
Sardr: Ice Cream Sale in summer:-)
&
Pakorey Chips Sale in winter:-)
Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada educated hain.
Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe
susu se ABC Likh k Dikhao……
Nwaz:Agr Zrdari ki Sonia Ghandi se shadi krwa dn
to Kshmir hmen Jahez mn mil skta hy
Imran:Aby takly,agr Talaq ho gai to
Pakstan Haq Mehr men chla jaye ga.
Teacher:kal tum ne chutti q ki?
Student:
Sir! Ghar me boht zrori kaam tha
Teacher:
O I C…..!
Student:Allah di Qasmy, O nai i C..
Mai gaya C…..
*Top clas insult*
Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki arzo rhi k us
ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k
katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.
Boy: sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon
to Ghalib wo b halaq men utar len gy…???
prfsor: Ghalib ko apni mehboba se ye
arzoo thi apki mehboba se nhi
*School vs college *
*School=pencil,rubber,
shapner, scale..
*colg:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:
*School:class me enter h0ny se phly Madm may i come….
*colg:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k clas se bhr:
*School:bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy……
*colg:yar aik paper to phar k dae:
*School:clas test me star……
*colg:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
*schol=dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
*colg=jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days nd
LOVELY college LIFE. . .:-)
Dedicated specially to my School n college frndz