1 Sawal…

Pagal tanhai me kia mehs0os krta hai?

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zr0ori nahi k abhi reply kr0.. !
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! ! JAB MEHS00S
KR0 T0 BATA DENA;-)

Utho dosto mulk ka kuch bhalla karo

JAGO..
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Oh acha aap ho !

Nahi aap so jao,
mulk ka bhalla isi main hai.

Dabby ma Dabba,

Dabbay main Cake

wa wa wa wa

Tmaatar k Moo wale, koi Msg to bhej

ab bolo wa wa wa
Plz mind zaroor krna.

Qasmy meri v anj e bisti h0i c..

Example of Self-Insult:

An Angry Boss:
“Tum ne kbhi ullu dekha hy”?

Employe:(sir jhuka ke)
No Sir!

Boss:
Nechy kia dekh rahe ho idiot?

“Meri taraf dekho”;-)

<( kanjusi )>
\Award/
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Mubark Ho

Sms Na karne Pr

Apko Award Of

“Kanjusi”2011 Diya

Jata Hai

Thanks Ki KoE Baat

Nhi Ye Aapka

“Haq”Tha.

*Top clas insult*

Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki arzo rhi k us

ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k

katray tapken or wo use halaq men utar le.
Boy: sir agr us k baalon men jouwen hon

to Ghalib wo b halaq men utar len gy…???
prfsor: Ghalib ko apni mehboba se ye

arzoo thi apki mehboba se nhi

Boy: Marry me.. ??
Girl: Do u have a house?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u have a BMW car?
Boy: No
Girl: How much is ur salary?
Boy: No salary, but….
Girl: No but, u have nothing I cant marry u, plz leave..!!
Boy: I have 1 villa, 3 property lands..then house??,

3 Ferraris, 2 Porches..why will I need a BMW?? &

How can I get the salary when I’m the BOSS??!!??
Girl:  aww u shuld hv told me b4
Boy : chal ab nikal ……lalchi

jnab Aik kam tha ap say……..??

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Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bta den