Ek shop me Daaku Loot-maar kr raha tha

Daku ne ek aadmi se poocha k tum ne mujy Loot-maar krte dekha?

Aadmi: Haan

Daku: Dhuzzz
(usko Maar diya)

Daku doosre se:
Tum ne dekha?

Admi: Haan

Daku: Dhuzzz
(usko b maar diya)

Daku Teesre se
tum ne?

Admi:
Nhi,Meny nhi dekha
Lekin
MERI BV NE
DEKHA HY

Husband: Begum! Tumhari gardan par ajeeb si

cheez lagi hoe hai jise dekh kar khoaf aata hai.

Wife (dar kar): Woh kiya?

Husband: Tumhara moun.

Wife: Suniye mujhy darr lag raha hai

meri taraf mun kr k so jayen……..

Husband: Acha main bhaley darr k mar jaon:-)

Suhag-Raat ko dulha ko boht maza aya.

BV se bola:
“Shabash ! boht sambhal k rakhi thi tum ne “IZZAT”.

BV:
Duaen do mere yaar ko jo Pathan Tha…

Husband:
Kal mere khwab me1 Larki aai thi Kia khobsorat larki thi.

Wife:
Akeli aai hogi?

Shohar:
Tum ko kese pata?

Wife:
Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha.

Wife: Darling! Kuch Saal Pehly

mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha na?

Husband: Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa Hi hy

Pehly 18 wali bottle thi ab 85 wali jumbo.:

Husband: 1 Glass Doodh dena.

Bv Braizer Upar Kar k Romantic Mood Se: Muh Laga Kar Pi Lo.

Husband: Acha Howa Haramzadi
tujh Se Paani Nahi Maanga . . .

Ek aadmi Apni BV ko Dafna k Ghar Aaya to

Asman per Bijli krakne lagi or Toofan Aa gya

Admi, Asman ki Taraf Dekh kr Bola:
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Lagda a “POHNCH GAi AA”