Larka izhaar e mohabat karay to larki kay ye 5 jawab hosaktay hain:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko BAAI samjhti hoon
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone

Aur larki izhaar e mohabat karay to larkay kay 5 jawab ye hongay:

1) g g
2) kiun nai g
3) han g
4) bilkul g
5) HAAAAAN

Kmino kuch standrd bnao apna.

‘LOFER’ or ‘OFFER’ mein kya farq hai?

Agr koi larka kisi larki ko propose kare t0u ‘LOFER’

Agr koi larki larkay ko propose kare t0u ‘OFFER’

Had Ho Gayi Yar!!

Aaj ka zalim sms;
Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
. . .
Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.

Boy:I Love You
Girl: Ponk na
Boy: I Will Die 4U
Girl: Ponk na
Boy: I Can’t Live with out U
Girl: Ponk na
Boy:I Will Send U EasyLoad
Girl:Really?
Boy:Ponk na

Girl:
Book Store Me Sales Man Se,
Kiya Aap k Pas ye kitab Hey?
”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen”
Sales Man:
Madam Lateefon ki Dukaan Ye samne wali hai,

Sir: who’s this girl?
Boy: my girlfriend
next day
Sir: now who’s this new girl?
Boy: Rishta wohi
Bachi Nayee!.

” SHIKWA “

Mein ne tum se
tumhain manga,
To tum muskura diye,
Tum ye b tu keh
saktay thay,
” Meri jaan ”
Apni chezain
manga nahi kartay??

Quite saying.. Lrka:dunya ko btado
k tm mujh $e pyar krti ho.
Lrki ne lrke k kaan men kha i love u
Larka:tm ne kaan me q kha?
Larki:kyu k tum hi meri dunya ho,