Girl.
Janu Aaj tum jo bolo gy,
main manu gi,

Boy,
Hr bat mano gi?

Girl,
Yes hr bat.,

Boy.,
Ek bar phr soch lo.

Girl.,
Soch lia hy Hr bat manugi..
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Boy.. Phir aaj SY daily 5 waqt ki NAMAZ parhna..

Girl’ keyaaaaa….

MORAL. Hr Lrka kamina nhi hota.
Kuch Mere Jese B Hoty Hen Shreef.

1 Larka Larki ka pecha kar raha tha

Larki boli pechey se meri ami aa rai hain

Larka bola hum b “Khandani Ashiq” hain

apki ami k peechey mere abu  aa rahe hen.

Girl ask to boy:
Agr koi Larka hr hafte new Larki k 7 enjoy kre to wo talented hai,

Mgr koi Larki Zindagi me 2 larko se Taaluq rakhe to wo sahi nhe hai.

Yeh Q?

Boy:
Agar ek Chabi bohat se Talay khole to woh Qeemti chabi hai,

Magar ek Tala ek se ziada chabio se Khule tou kisi kaam ka nahi
!Geo boys!

Boy to Girl:
Hum dono kuch arsy sath rehty hen.

Agr mizaj me hum mily to shadi kr lengy

or koi ghalti hoi to alag hojaen gy.
Girl:
Ghalti kis k paas rahy gi:-D

Larka: meri us jaga hath lagao jaha haddi na ho.
Larki: sharmate howy 0k tum bhar nikalo main pakarti
Hn

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Zuban

2012 a gya par tmhari soch nai badli

Boy : Tumhari Judai Mein Neend Urr Jati Hai,

Chain Khota Hai, Dil Rota Hai, Dard Hota Hai

Girl : Kamenay Check Karwale

“Dengi Virus” Bhi Aisa Hi Hota Hai

Girl Demanded For Ice Cream Boy Purchased it
Girl:Thanx
Boy: only Thanx?
Girl: You want kiss na?
Boy: Chawala na mar!
Addi Addi kar:-)

Serious Comedy,

Girl:
Main tumhain apna dil nahi de sakti…

Boy:
Main itni uper ka soch bhi nahi raha… :-)