My story of success

In 1994s:
i was a baby..
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Now, in 2012,
I have the ability to produce a baby!

*Hardworking student*

Abi 2012 ka start hy.
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Pehle Bta raha hun
Pangey mat lena warna phir Saal ke Aakhir mein

Maafiyan Mangte phirte ho Tum Log…

Ek shop me Daaku Loot-maar kr raha tha

Daku ne ek aadmi se poocha k tum ne mujy Loot-maar krte dekha?

Aadmi: Haan

Daku: Dhuzzz
(usko Maar diya)

Daku doosre se:
Tum ne dekha?

Admi: Haan

Daku: Dhuzzz
(usko b maar diya)

Daku Teesre se
tum ne?

Admi:
Nhi,Meny nhi dekha
Lekin
MERI BV NE
DEKHA HY

Techr:Aj short skirt q pahn k ai ho?

Girl:aj half day ha na,
full day pr full dress pehnti hu,

All boys innocently:
Madam,holiday ko class lo na ek bar plz:-

Chemistry & History K Teacher Aapas Me Lar Rahy Thay

History Teacher:
Me Tumhen Teepu Sultan Ki Talwar Se Kaat Donga

Chemistry Teacher:
Main Tumhen Sulphuric Acid Se Jala Donga

Achanak Math Ka Teacher Bola:

Band Karo Apni Apni Bakwas

Warna Tum Dono Ko Bracket Me Daal K Zero Se Multiply Kara dn ga…

Honto Se Tere Honto Ko main Gila Kar Doon,

Tere Honto Ko Main or b Rasela Kar Doon,

Tuu is Qadar Maza de k Maze ki Intiha Ho jaye,

Tere Honto Ko Choom Kar Khud Ko or b Joshela Kar Doon….

Haaye
meri
pyari

” PEPSI “

hahahahahahaha!

1 Sawal…

Pagal tanhai me kia mehs0os krta hai?

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zr0ori nahi k abhi reply kr0.. !
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! ! JAB MEHS00S
KR0 T0 BATA DENA;-)

Shortest Love Story:
“He proposed, She smiled, No teeth, He died”
:-p:)