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Horror films me larki ko

Horror films me larki ko ghr me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo

kehti h
Kon hai waha?
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Jaise k Bhoot bolega
Han jaan me kitchen me hu.
Pakore khaogi kya:D

siti ki aawaz to

Girl: ammi jb me susu karti hon to siti ki aawaz aati he, per ap ki siti ki aawaz susu krte waqt q ni aati,
Ammi: beta siti ki aawaz to meri bhi aati thi per tere baap ne bja bja kr siti kharab kr di,

Us K chor jany K Baad Sirf

Us K chor jany K Baad Sirf  Itna Sa Gila Raha Hum Ko;(
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Wo Palat Kr Dekh lete….
To…
Hum
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Laanat Hi Dey Daitay?:p:> :D

Kia aap artist hain

Bachi: Dadi! Kia aap artist hain…?

Dadi: Nahi! Magar kiyun pooch rahi ho…?

Bachi: Ammi keh rahi thi ke burhiya aagayi hai ab roz drama hoga…:p

Rishtoon Ko Mazboot Rakhnay K

“Rishtoon Ko Mazboot Rakhnay K 2 Raaz
Jab Aap Ghalat Hoon Tou Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karen
Or Jab Aap Sahi Hoon Tou Sirf Khamosh Rahein….

1 larki ki mout k baad

1 larki ki mout k baad us ki friend us k boyfriend se boli,
Kya main us ki jagah le skti hon

Boyfriend:
Muje koi aitraz nahi QABARISTAN Walo se puch lo.

Jisay sachay Dil se chaha

Jisay sachay Dil se chaha usay Paa lia…¤

Ae Khuda tere Ehsaan Ka Shukriya…..¤

Main hi Hoon Teri sub

Main hi Hoon Teri sub Aziyaton Ka Mujhrim….¤

Ho Mumkin tu Mera Qatal-e-Aam Kar Daalo….¤

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