Latest SMS Messages

Ye shehr kaise telismaat k

Ye shehr kaise telismaat k naqab ma hai.

Bary sukoon sa her sakhsh ek azab ma hai.
Good Night…

Horror films me larki ko

Horror films me larki ko ghr me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo

kehti h
Kon hai waha?
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Jaise k Bhoot bolega
Han jaan me kitchen me hu.
Pakore khaogi kya:D

siti ki aawaz to

Girl: ammi jb me susu karti hon to siti ki aawaz aati he, per ap ki siti ki aawaz susu krte waqt q ni aati,
Ammi: beta siti ki aawaz to meri bhi aati thi per tere baap ne bja bja kr siti kharab kr di,

Us K chor jany K Baad Sirf

Us K chor jany K Baad Sirf  Itna Sa Gila Raha Hum Ko;(
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Wo Palat Kr Dekh lete….
To…
Hum
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Laanat Hi Dey Daitay?:p:> :D

Kia aap artist hain

Bachi: Dadi! Kia aap artist hain…?

Dadi: Nahi! Magar kiyun pooch rahi ho…?

Bachi: Ammi keh rahi thi ke burhiya aagayi hai ab roz drama hoga…:p

Rishtoon Ko Mazboot Rakhnay K

“Rishtoon Ko Mazboot Rakhnay K 2 Raaz
Jab Aap Ghalat Hoon Tou Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karen
Or Jab Aap Sahi Hoon Tou Sirf Khamosh Rahein….

1 larki ki mout k baad

1 larki ki mout k baad us ki friend us k boyfriend se boli,
Kya main us ki jagah le skti hon

Boyfriend:
Muje koi aitraz nahi QABARISTAN Walo se puch lo.

Jisay sachay Dil se chaha

Jisay sachay Dil se chaha usay Paa lia…¤

Ae Khuda tere Ehsaan Ka Shukriya…..¤

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